Check out the newest products from Nick's knitting needles of fury. Above you'll see my awesome new Mystery Science Theater-themed messenger bag. Below, you'll see my newest pair of socks (we're up to about 15 pairs at this point).

Oh, and check this out. It's knitted toilet paper, complete with its own knitted cardboard roll!

Look at the tiny little mouth. You'd think he'd be kind of ambivalent about his fate, but he almost seems happy, doesn't he?