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(You know what I'd like to see? A compendium of literary works broken down into parts of speech. Reducing Hemingway to its linguistic components would be a joke, but can you imagine what it would take to translate something like Ulysses? It would take an army of Noam Chomsky clones who did nothing but analyze language night and day, night and day. Freaky freaky freaky.)