Wonder Woman of Paradise Island would like to announce her betrothal to Boba Fett of Concord Dawn. The bride-to-be is the daughter of Queen Hippolyta of Paradise Island. She is scheduled to graduate with honors in May 2005 from the University of Kansas with a bachelor’s degree in Political Science. Wonder Woman will be attending law school at Columbia University, New York, NY, in the fall of 2005. She is a member of the KU Honors Program, the KU Handbell Choir, Greek Club, Archaeology Club, Kickboxers for Hera, and Alpha Alpha Alpha. Her plans for the future include becoming a district attorney (she is an avid fan of Law and Order), having two or more children, and fighting crime in a bathing suit.

The groom-to-be is the son of Jango Fett, and is the sworn enemy of Mace Windu, the Jedi knight who killed his father. Boba Fett is scheduled to graduate in May 2005 from the University of Kansas with a bachelor’s degree in Economics. Fett is a member of the Omega Omega Omega fraternity, the Campus Objectivists, the Friends of Capitalism Club, the Society for Creative Anachronism, Philosophy Club, and Robotics Club. He intends to be a bounty hunter upon graduation. He has not yet chosen the setting for his postgraduate work.

The 7 p.m. March 22, 2005 ceremony is set to take place at First Presbyterian Church in downtown Lawrence, with Emperor Palpatine to officiate. A reception is to follow at the KU Student Union.

Fett has agreed to wear his fiance's magic lasso while taking his vows in order to ensure that his replies are truthful.