Start with 1 lb. of technology gone awry. Add 3/4 c. human enslavement, 1/2 c. marauding gangs, 1/4 c. people converted into food or power, 1 can of Carousel, and 1 Tablespoon constant government surveillance. Fold in two Sly Stallones. Heat mixture at 451 degrees Fahrenheit for 19.84 minutes. Sprinkle with a pinch of deadly road race, and you have Easy Baked Dystopia. For best results, use Terry Gilliam's oven.

Add any of the following for extra flavoring:

1/3 tsp. robots that resemble people

1/4 tsp. forced sedation of populace

A dollop of You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you all to hell!

Makes infinite servings.