It's official. They'll make a Broadway musical about anything. I have recently learned that The Last Starfighter—that campy, outrageously bad 1984 film—has been converted to a musical and will debut on Broadway within the next few months. It's a shame Robert Preston is dead, because he's the only one of the original cast who actually could have reprised his role from the original. In the spirit of this bizarre endeavor, here are some other oddities I dreamed up (free for the taking!):

Blue Velvet: The Musical
Bodhisattva Superstar
Taxi Driver Get Your Gun
American Psycho Express
Gremlins of the Opera
Barbarella on a Hot Tin Roof
Mad Max of La Mancha
Thoroughly Modern Scarface
The Superman from Oz
Kiss me, Nosferatu
Little Shop of Amityville Horrors